Slash meme!
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lonetreadMeme ganked from Alex again. (I think my list must be out of order or something, because very few of these seem even remotely plausible, let alone sensible. :) But whatever, the meme must go on!)
Pick 12 random slashable characters in any order:
01. Carter Shaw [DB]
02.Sam Beckett
03. Sam Winchester [SN]
04. Dean Winchester [SN]
05. Dean Bendis [DB]
06. Josef Kostan [ML]
07. Shawn Farrell [4400]
08. Shawn Spencer [Psych]
09. Patrick Jane [Mentalist]
10. Peter Petrelli [Heroes]
11. Alex Krycek [XF]
12. John Mitchell [BH]
Now answer the questions under the cut. No peeking at them until you create your list!
Does Peter Petrelli strike you as a voyeur and/or an exhibitionist?
Not really, I guess, but I hadn't honestly thought about it. I guess it depends on whether it was present!Peter (neither) or future!Peter (both).
Who in all the multiverse would Alex Krycek most likely bottom to?
Probably Skinner. Or maybe Carter Shaw, because, c'mon, it's Carter.
Would you rather do Sam Winchester or Dean Bendis?
Oh, God, um. Dean.
Which of Dean W. and Carter Shaw would you rather have do you?
(Uhhhh. *brain melts out of his ears* guh. I. what was the question.) Carter.
Mitchell and Castiel are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
I'm sorry, I'm too busy trying to construct a snippet of logic to get those two characters together on an airplane in the first place (even without the sex) that I'm gonna have to honestly say I can't. Wish I could, though.
How much would you pay to see naked pictures of Alex Krycek? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
Well, I probably wouldn't pay for what I could find with a Google image search or something, but relatively, he's probably in my top three of who I might enjoying seeing naked pictures of at all. (And, um, this question may or may not have inspired me to do said Googling...*cough*.)
Where are Dean Bendis and Patrick Jane most likely to have sex? Who on your list is most likely to write a trashy novel about it?
Where? I don't know, but I'm thinking they'd both need some serious therapy after that. And, um, the writer would probably be... Sam? Or maybe Shawn Spencer. He'd have fun with that, no doubt. *g* But this question makes me wish I'd put Castle on the list after all.
When Mitchell masturbates, he or she thinks about...
George. XD
What is Krycek's favorite sex toy?
Don't know, don't want to know. Probably something vaguely violent.
Come up with a title for a Mitchell/Shawn Farrell/Carter Shaw threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
And once again, I've got to say: A title? I can't even come up with a logical explanation for it! I could never write it, since it doesn't make any sense, and I'm not really big on OT3s anyway, but I'd definitely read it. It'd also definitely be pretty kinky, I'm sure -- I'm thinking bloodplay, given that Mitchell's a vampire and Shawn's a healer....
Who's more likely to be tied up during consensual sex, Castiel or Josef?
UM WUT. They'd have to be possessed or something to even be having consensual sex with each other, let alone with bondage. If, however, in some alternate universe, this were to occur, the answer would be Josef. Just safer that way, y'know.
If Alex Krycek and Sam Winchester are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
LMAO. Seeing as Sam actually did carry on a torrid and forbidden love affair with Ruby, this isn't exactly a stretch. It's possible that Krycek would tell somebody out of revenge or something, but probably Sam would since he'd eventually feel so guilty about it. What would Krycek do about it? Make-up sex. XD
As a birthday present, Shawn Farrell's longtime lover Dean Bendis offers to do whatever Shawn wants in bed. What's Shawn's secret birthday wish?
Not one letter of this makes sense. I've got nothing.
Choose a food item for Dean W. and Mitchell to use together.
Does blood count as a food item, in this case? I'm going with that.
Shawn Spencer and Dean Winchester are in a fulltime relationship. Who's the top?
BRB trying to picture this ridiculous-ness. XD
Which fetish is Patrick Jane least likely to indulge?
Bloodplay, for reasons that should be obvious.
What would you do if you had Shawn Spencer naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would Dean Bendis do if he/she had Shawn naked, willing and able in his/her bed?
Opting out of the first question on the grounds of that's apparently where my line is that differentiates "really hot to think about" from "disturbing mental image". As for the second question, I can't imagine any scenario whatsoever in which that would happen, but supposing it did, he'd probably just be like, "OK, why not?"
What wouldn't Peter Petrelli and Dean Winchester tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
Well, they wouldn't tell their respective brothers anything about their sex life, because Peter is so similar to Sam and Dean so like Nathan that there's no way it wouldn't come off as creepy.
Peter Petrelli gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for Patrick Jane. Where is it? What does it say?
No. No, he doesn't. DX
Imagine that Castiel writes an erotic Krycek/Josef fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
My immediate thoughts: "LOL", and "Cas has good taste". And I don't know about Cas, but if I were writing that fic, I am, once again, pretty sure there'd be blood involved. *nodnod*
If Castiel walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would Shawn Spencer react?
He'd be some combination of shocked and amused, and crack a dumb pop-culture joke to hide it. I'm thinking something to do with Rocky Horror. Or Touched by an Angel. XD
And the obligatory fill in the blanks erotic fairy tale! Change the numbers with the matching names on your list.:
"Patrick Jane and Carter Shaw are having a quickie in a broom closet when Shawn Spencer walks in on them. Naturally enough, Shawn joins in, first paging Sam Winchester, who's in the middle of fucking Dean Bendis into the mattress. Sam W. abandons Dean B. on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and Dean B., irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous Dean Winchester attempts to rescue him/her. But Dean B. will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where Peter is one of his/her regular clients."
Wow. OK. I could see it better if Dean B.'s and Sam's names were switched, but the image of prostitute!Dean is... a classic.
Pick 12 random slashable characters in any order:
01. Carter Shaw [DB]
02.
03. Sam Winchester [SN]
04. Dean Winchester [SN]
05. Dean Bendis [DB]
06. Josef Kostan [ML]
07. Shawn Farrell [4400]
08. Shawn Spencer [Psych]
09. Patrick Jane [Mentalist]
10. Peter Petrelli [Heroes]
11. Alex Krycek [XF]
12. John Mitchell [BH]
Now answer the questions under the cut. No peeking at them until you create your list!
Does Peter Petrelli strike you as a voyeur and/or an exhibitionist?
Not really, I guess, but I hadn't honestly thought about it. I guess it depends on whether it was present!Peter (neither) or future!Peter (both).
Who in all the multiverse would Alex Krycek most likely bottom to?
Probably Skinner. Or maybe Carter Shaw, because, c'mon, it's Carter.
Would you rather do Sam Winchester or Dean Bendis?
Oh, God, um. Dean.
Which of Dean W. and Carter Shaw would you rather have do you?
(Uhhhh. *brain melts out of his ears* guh. I. what was the question.) Carter.
Mitchell and Castiel are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
I'm sorry, I'm too busy trying to construct a snippet of logic to get those two characters together on an airplane in the first place (even without the sex) that I'm gonna have to honestly say I can't. Wish I could, though.
How much would you pay to see naked pictures of Alex Krycek? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
Well, I probably wouldn't pay for what I could find with a Google image search or something, but relatively, he's probably in my top three of who I might enjoying seeing naked pictures of at all. (And, um, this question may or may not have inspired me to do said Googling...*cough*.)
Where are Dean Bendis and Patrick Jane most likely to have sex? Who on your list is most likely to write a trashy novel about it?
Where? I don't know, but I'm thinking they'd both need some serious therapy after that. And, um, the writer would probably be... Sam? Or maybe Shawn Spencer. He'd have fun with that, no doubt. *g* But this question makes me wish I'd put Castle on the list after all.
When Mitchell masturbates, he or she thinks about...
George. XD
What is Krycek's favorite sex toy?
Don't know, don't want to know. Probably something vaguely violent.
Come up with a title for a Mitchell/Shawn Farrell/Carter Shaw threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
And once again, I've got to say: A title? I can't even come up with a logical explanation for it! I could never write it, since it doesn't make any sense, and I'm not really big on OT3s anyway, but I'd definitely read it. It'd also definitely be pretty kinky, I'm sure -- I'm thinking bloodplay, given that Mitchell's a vampire and Shawn's a healer....
Who's more likely to be tied up during consensual sex, Castiel or Josef?
UM WUT. They'd have to be possessed or something to even be having consensual sex with each other, let alone with bondage. If, however, in some alternate universe, this were to occur, the answer would be Josef. Just safer that way, y'know.
If Alex Krycek and Sam Winchester are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
LMAO. Seeing as Sam actually did carry on a torrid and forbidden love affair with Ruby, this isn't exactly a stretch. It's possible that Krycek would tell somebody out of revenge or something, but probably Sam would since he'd eventually feel so guilty about it. What would Krycek do about it? Make-up sex. XD
As a birthday present, Shawn Farrell's longtime lover Dean Bendis offers to do whatever Shawn wants in bed. What's Shawn's secret birthday wish?
Not one letter of this makes sense. I've got nothing.
Choose a food item for Dean W. and Mitchell to use together.
Does blood count as a food item, in this case? I'm going with that.
Shawn Spencer and Dean Winchester are in a fulltime relationship. Who's the top?
BRB trying to picture this ridiculous-ness. XD
Which fetish is Patrick Jane least likely to indulge?
Bloodplay, for reasons that should be obvious.
What would you do if you had Shawn Spencer naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would Dean Bendis do if he/she had Shawn naked, willing and able in his/her bed?
Opting out of the first question on the grounds of that's apparently where my line is that differentiates "really hot to think about" from "disturbing mental image". As for the second question, I can't imagine any scenario whatsoever in which that would happen, but supposing it did, he'd probably just be like, "OK, why not?"
What wouldn't Peter Petrelli and Dean Winchester tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
Well, they wouldn't tell their respective brothers anything about their sex life, because Peter is so similar to Sam and Dean so like Nathan that there's no way it wouldn't come off as creepy.
Peter Petrelli gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for Patrick Jane. Where is it? What does it say?
No. No, he doesn't. DX
Imagine that Castiel writes an erotic Krycek/Josef fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
My immediate thoughts: "LOL", and "Cas has good taste". And I don't know about Cas, but if I were writing that fic, I am, once again, pretty sure there'd be blood involved. *nodnod*
If Castiel walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would Shawn Spencer react?
He'd be some combination of shocked and amused, and crack a dumb pop-culture joke to hide it. I'm thinking something to do with Rocky Horror. Or Touched by an Angel. XD
And the obligatory fill in the blanks erotic fairy tale! Change the numbers with the matching names on your list.:
"Patrick Jane and Carter Shaw are having a quickie in a broom closet when Shawn Spencer walks in on them. Naturally enough, Shawn joins in, first paging Sam Winchester, who's in the middle of fucking Dean Bendis into the mattress. Sam W. abandons Dean B. on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and Dean B., irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous Dean Winchester attempts to rescue him/her. But Dean B. will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where Peter is one of his/her regular clients."
Wow. OK. I could see it better if Dean B.'s and Sam's names were switched, but the image of prostitute!Dean is... a classic.
